joke

A man was greeted by a angel on his way to the Gates Of Heaven. The angel tells the man,"If you wish to proceed and become a god, you'll have to tell me one good deed you have done in your life"

The man immediately replied,"There was once i saw a group of 20 mean bikers bullying a young woman on the sidewalk of the road. I immediately got out of my car and confronted the bikers, and punched their leader in the face, allowing the girl to escape safely."

The angel, upon hearing that, asked him," When did that happen?"

The man replied," A few minutes ago"




A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the at the next stop.

When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun shows up and begins praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, BUT ... first you must have sex with me." The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun.

After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts,"Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the hippie!!"

Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!!"

the light has faded

recently quite fuck up
because i was awake from my dream
and realise the cruelty of the reality
i don't want to accept it and let me be free from it
put me back into darkness so that my eyes will see no more and ears hear no more
my heart beats no more and my soul feels no more
this is my destiny

the darkness of the abyss
every year
overwhelm me
now!

My all in all

Today i really appreciate being a Catholic Christian
Today i understand about unconditional love
Today i realised what wil last and what won''t
Today i understand mortal ad God
Today when the world abandoned me
Today shall i realise
Thou art always by my side
Today when i lose the world,
Today i still have Thee
and also my beloved you

To thee my trust shall lay

not my choice to be sentimental,

An Eye for an Eye

38"You have heard that it was said, 'Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.'[^g] 39But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. 40And if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. 41If someone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles. 42Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you.

Love for Enemies

43"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor^[h] and hate your enemy.' 44But I tell you: Love your enemies^[i] and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.

Nobody is perfect
If you cheat on me, let me be cheated
If you put me into trouble, let me be in trouble
If you don't trust me, let me lose your trust
If you hate me, let me be hated
If u slap my left cheek, u might as well slap both side of my cheek

For i believe that if God brings me to it
He wil bring me through it
thanks for all the trials that help me grow each day
and thanks for all the tribulations that sharpened my maturity
that i wil know when the world turns its back to me , you will offer your warm embrace,
and when the world rejects me, you welcome me with your arms widely

I'm ready to face these, in Thy name, for i know after this long journey , you will provide me with shelter and give me rest, you wil carry me, just like you carry the weight of the world upon your shoulder.

Happy moments-praise God
Difficult moments-seek God
Quiet moments- worship God
Painful moments- trust God
Every moment- thank God
(thanks maybelle for this great sms)
I believe that there is always rainbow after rain, spring after winter, and dawn after a long night I'l stand in awe of you let me trust the world once more